And now for something completely different.

I’ve been listening to this song on repeat since I got it, and it just keeps getting better and better the more I listen to it. It’s called Dudes Don’t Tag Team, by Arthur Advocate and Bizzle. It’s a fucking weird and hilarious song about two honest guys who just want pussy. And also it’s about sailboats.

I think I lost it somewhere around the ocean being ‘fucking very very deep’, and I kept laughing every time they laughed. ‘I mean, do an illusion…’ It’s best if you just think of how ridiculous it is.

It’s meandering, it’s hilarious, and you should listen to it right now. mp3 is here, lyrics and IM interview with Bizzle below.

Bizzle: the song is great
the autotune is what makes it amazing
[[wtf sailboats?]]
i know blake just started doing it
and i was like what the hell are you talking about
but then i went along with it
it sounds so emo
it’s fantastic
[[it keeps getting better the more i listen to it]]
listen how off-key blake is at 1:03, how much work the autotuner has to do to even try and get him close to on key
my favorite part might be “i really need a life blower right now!” “…….you mean a leafblower, gleb”
i just love how blake has obviously not been paying attention at all

Dudes Don’t Tag Team
[[Arthur Advocate is the voice mainly in the background, repeating sailboats and floating. Bizzle is the main, and more hilarious voice. I've put AA in italics to make it easier.]]

yeah, let’s tag team that bitch
yo, dudes don’t tag team
well why not? i really wanna tag team
because that is sort of gay
swordfight- no way (swordfight my ass)
i don’t ever want to see a cock
except for my cock (swordfight)
in your mouth
swordfight my cock
that’s what it’s all about
and when i nut you better swallow (sailboats)
or there will be no tomorrow (sailboats)
if you spit that shit out i’ma kill you (sailboats sailing far away)
and death is really sad (sailboats sailboats sailing far away)
the sailboats are burning!
the sailboats are dying
the sailboats are sinking into the ocean!
and it’s so deep (fucking very very deep)
and it’s so blue
like i was blue when i left you (on Monday, it felt like a Wednesday)
why did i leave you on Monday?
i should’ve left you on Wednesday
(backwards, yo)
oh yeah bitch

there’s a Mystic River and it’s in my heart (it’s floating)
can you solve the mystery? (it’s floating)
blow my life apart (it’s floating)
can you be my life blower?
can you be my life blower?
can you be my life blower? ([unintelligible])
i really need a life blower right now
(you mean a leaf blower, Gleb?
i think you mean a leaf blower)

no i need a life blower
like that girl blew my life over
yo fuck that ho
oh, i mean open (nah, yo)
i need a life opener
we need to uncover our secrets
you say you want a can opener? i say i need a life opener
i need to open up my life (can’t keep that shit secret)
i need to be an open man
because ladies love an honest man

we all know that ladies love an honest man
ladies love an honest man
and that honest man’s name is gleb
and blake
two honest guys who just want some pussy
what the fuck, we’re pretty nice
hop on my dick
do a trick (spin around)
i mean do an illusion, ho (spin around, yeah)